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Rule #7: It's a Cork, Not Genitalia
Someone's going to present, open, and pour a taste. The cork will be placed on the table. Repress your animal instincts and refrain from fondling it. Pick it up and give it a quick look to see if there's been any seepage. That's it. Any more handling might look suggestive. Seriously.
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